hanging chad

a piece of p–p from the main p–p that clings to the inside cheek and refuses to fall into the toilet. failure to knock off the chad with profuse shaking of the b-ttox can result in the person to have to “wipe down” the chad causing a h-ll of a wiping session.
jim tried to push out that extra dookie but failed, resulting in a nasty hanging chad that he couldn’t knock loose.
a key part of the us electorial system.
the hanging chads swung the vote in favour of gw bush
a bowel movement with the consistency of clay that clings to the side of one’s crack.
ron’s failure to properly clear that hanging chad led to chaffing, an offensive odor, buzzing flies, and eventual abandonment.
when a singular t-st-cl- escapes one’s undergarments.
man, that package readjustment left me with a major hanging chad!
any human excrement that hangs from ones body tenaciously, esp. mucus.
john came in from the snow storm and had a hanging chad drooping off of his nose.
an annoying person who tries to be your friend and follows you around.
“tell that hanging chad to f-ck off please”
when a man hangs upside down and recieves a bl-w j-b.
jason was hanging from the monkeybars when he got his first hanging chad.