Hangnail Anus


a scarred r-ct-m – usually the result of tearing during unsuccessful -n-l s-x.
“yeah, she wanted a rimjob but i am not putting my tongue near that hangnail -n-s”

“i would ask her for -n-l but she’s probably all scared and sh-t. total hangnail -n-s.”

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