Hangover de Mayo
the event that happens after cinco de drinko parties or drinko de mayo events.
basically, the 6th of may has a horrible hangover due to a mexican/chicano holiday where you drink margaritas and alchol in celebration of a miracle at the city of puebla, mexico where some mexican thug peasants kicked the -sses of some frilly french dudes.
“hey juanita, you coming to work tomorrow?”
“nah, lucita and i have horrible headaches from cinco de mayo.”
“ah, hangover de mayo. later.”
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