hangover fairy
a person (boy or girl) who’s job it is to console a very hungover person. they often supply the hungover with movies, snacks, and hugs. they are a the ultimate find in college.
person 1: hey, david how did that hangover treat you on wensday?
david: dude, my hangover fairy came bye, helped me clean the puke out of my room, and then gave me donuts and coffee. we proceeded to watch movies.
person 1: you’re lucky, i just woke up in a pool of my own vomit!
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