Hank Moody


main character and protagonist in the showtime dramedy “californication” as played by david duchovny. hank hit it big with his novel “g-d hates us all” and decided to move from new york city to la with his girlfriend karen many years ago and continue his work as a novelist on the west coast. moody is constantly getting into trouble for his insatiable appet-te for beautiful, loose women and giving into the temptations of drugs and alcohol (usually all at once). the character is known for his charming nature, porsche 911, and his clever quips throughout the series.
charlie: your dad was just a really good guy y’know?
hank moody: no he wasn’t, he used to say you looked like a walking p-n-s

hank: (giving a toast) to our beautiful family, our black president, and my magnificent dong

hank: not a big fan of that term: love-making – making love. i prefer boning, stuffing, stupping, banging, porking, boffing – anything, take your pick, just not love-making

hank: in the words of the clash, should i stay or should i rock the casbah?

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