Hank the asphyxi wank


the name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a w-nk while asphyxiating one’s self!
sam caught andy having a asphyxi w-nk…

sam shouted “omg andy you’re having and asphyxi w-nk, from now on i’m gonna call you hank the asphyxi w-nk!!”

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