hanking


newest phenomena in facebook profile picture photography where the subject is suspended from an inanimate and creative object. this is in response to the outbreak of “planking” photography that has swept europe and the united states.
gerald’s hanking picture is so much better than the planking picture brent made on the refrigerator, planking is so five minutes ago.
the unsportsmanlike act of powering off or pulling the plug on your game console while in the midst of defeat. (whether it be large or small)
john was losing to mike in madden by a score of 35-10 in the 3rd quarter, so he hanked the cord. we agreed that there would be no hanking before the game.
function: verb
pr-nunciation: ‘hangking

1. to eat out someone’s -ss, repeatedly.
ex: that girl was dirty and deserved a good hanking.
something or someone that is unbelievably nasty in either smell or appearance.
i found your jockstrap in the laundry basket. it was hanking.
hanging yourself whilst masturbating
hanking – hanging yourself whilst masturbating

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