Hanktards
isn’t about the man… its about the legend. whether it be consuming copious amounts of whiskey, grabbing a room full of people’s attention, being a well spoken intelligent individual, hanktards proves one thing… he doesn’t f-ck around
all my life i wanted to be the center of attention, i wanted people to be amused by my jokes, more importantly i wish i was like hanktards.
a teenage to early-twenties male who is unkempt, smelly, and probably hairy.
portrays the facade of intelligence, but ultimately is a small boy stuck in a teenager’s body. may come off as arrogant, but don’t be fooled. catchphrases of a hanktard include “dirty”, “kitty”, and “peanut b-tter”, but as a warning, he refuses requests. proceed with caution.
“hey, what do you want for dinner?”
“kitty.”
“no, hank, seriously, what do you want for dinner?”
“peanut b-tter.”
“ok, what do you want to put the peanut b-tter on? toast? bagel?”
“kitty.”
“ugh! stop being such a hanktard!!!”
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