Hanky Bastard


a term used to address somebody when you’re too drunk to recognise whos talking to you
guy: bro! get the f-ck away from my girl… i’m gonna kick the sh-t outta you!
drunk: …buck…the fack…up…ya hanky b-st-rd

jon: james you just puked on my shoes -sshole!
james: …haha, you hanky b-st-rd………d-mn straight

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