Hanselman


the act of friending two women friends and sleeping with both. although not at the same time, it must be during the same weekend. also the women must remain friends after said hanselmanning.
man 1: dude, i hanselmanned those chicks last weekend.

man 2: and they are still friends?

man 1: yeah.

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