Hanukkah and Passover Jew


a jew who only attends temple during hanukkah and p-ssover. they see this as the only ‘mandatory’ days to attend. similar to the christmas and easter christians.
you know jim, he’s a hanukkah and p-ssover jew. today he’s at temple praying to g-d and tomorrow he will be eating a huge salami.

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