Happen Cappen


literal translation to the words “happening” “captain”, term used to convey s-ssy or sarcastic tone.
johnny: i’m not up to anything, my intentions are sincere.

lady: sorry aint happen cappen maybe in a different world another life….

timmy: give it to me at 1/2 price
t-bone: nah, ain’t happen cappen

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