Happier than a dog with two dicks


one really-really happy person.

most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own d-ck. imagine how happy the dog would be with two d-cks and be able to lick them both! man, he’s a happy guy.
that sonuvab-tch must have just humpped the neighbor’s cat. look at the silly f-cker, he’s happier than a dog with two d-cks.

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