happy beginning
the consolidation of s-x and a m-ssage, but the s-x comes first. therefore, instead of a happy ending, you have a happy beginning, which makes the m-ssage that more relaxing. wondering if you’re going to get a happy ending can make a m-ssage tense, but the point it to relax, so i definitely recommend the happy beginning.
girlfriend: hey, turn over, i’ll give you a m-ssage.
boyfriend: how about we have a little s-x first?
girlfriend: oh, you want a happy beginning.
Read Also:
- Happy Cactus
noun/verb. plural form: happy cacti when a guy who has partic-p-ted in “no shave november” goes down on a girl to eat her out. the rubbing of the stubble against her v-g-n- would be -n-logous to a cactus rubbing against her flesh. in an added twist, the female has a deflated balloon inserted in her […]
- happy hijack
to take a way one’s happiness by making a derogatory remark. k-ssandra was so happy about getting a new car when nicole said “too bad its a piece of junk!”. k-ssandra replied, why you gotta happy hijack me?
- happy spaffing
much like it’s ‘happy slapping’ brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to -j-c-l-t- on the victims facial area. ‘dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train – she totally didn’t see it c-mming. […]
- HappyTurkeyDay
the act of coppulating with a turkey to the point of climax and serving the resultant mess to your significant other as stuffing subst-tute. “here baby, i made you some stuffing; happyturkeyday!”
- hardcore emo
more intense, faster, harder, louder, vocals are usually screamed. the guitars are usually distorted to where it’s diffifcult to tell what notes are being played. hardcore emo antioch arrow, angel hair, heroin, reach out, and merel are all hardcore emo bands. an oxymoron. if emo stands for emotional, then why is it hardcore? hardcore emo […]