happy dance


a dance performed by an animal called the lachlan cameron, a subspecies of asparagus. it involves swinging his girly arms around while kind of jumping on the spot.
possibly a dance to show his hapiness, or a mating ritual, the lachlan often performs this dance to men and young boys
two boys nick and angus, reported to police yesterday that a creature had attacked them by using its swinging arms and a thrusting hip movement. the boys are now in a critical condition. the creature has been descibed as having girly arms and was happily dancing away
the mating call of the s-xually undefined lachlan cameron for his also s-xually undefined matting partner angus oke.
holy sh-t its angus, lachlan must be doing the happy dance
moving in such a manor in front of the refrigerator as though the contents bring you an energy or show your erection so that you express your great enthusiasm with such a happy dance.

mannie performed his happy dance when he spotted the leftover big mac in the fridge:]

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