happy fun ball
yes, happy fun ball, the toy sensation that’s sweeping the nation. only $14.95 at particpating stores!
get one today!
warning: pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to happy fun ball.
caution: happy fun ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
happy fun ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
do not use happy fun ball on concrete.
discontinue use of happy fun ball if any of the following occurs:
-itching
-vertigo
-dizziness
-tingling in extremities
-loss of balance or coordination
-slurred speech
-temporary blindness
-profuse sweating
-heart palpitations
if happy fun ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. seek shelter and cover head.
happy fun ball may stick to certain types of skin.
when not in use, happy fun ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration…
failure to do so relieves the makers of happy fun ball, wacky products incorporated, and its parent company global chemical unlimited, of any and all liability.
ingredients of happy fun ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to earth, presumably from outer sp-ce.
happy fun ball has been shipped to our troops in saudi arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on iraq.
do not taunt happy fun ball.
happy fun ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
“accept no subst-tutes!!”
1 more definition
the subject of a sat-rday night live short, skewering products having lengthy disclaimers and a nod to the absurdity of foreign product commercials. the segment has achieved a degree of notoriety that it has found a non-specific underground familiarity and pops up in unexpected instances.
“do not taunt happy fun ball.”
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