happy heterosexual


a straight male who you would swear is really gay.
that hippy seems so gay, but he’s been married twice and has 6 kids. i guess he’s just a happy heteros-xual.

Read Also:

  • Hardcore Fruitsalad

    a game which is similar to the regular game of fruitsalad, but hardcore. players sit in a circle with legs crossed and are named certain fruits, eg. apple, orange. one person standing in the middle of the circle calls out a few names of the “fruits”. those fruits have to switch places with the person […]

  • harder than a cats

    anything that is really, really hard. like a cats head hey, jiggy. your b-n-r seems really hard. hard, like harder than a cats head! i know. thanks

  • hare

    someone who jumps from one boyfriend to another. similar to how a hare or a rabbit jumps around. ryan is such a hare. he has a new boyfriend every week. 2 more definitions a friend with fast internet my friend is hare but most of the bailers are not. to hate with a burning firey […]

  • haruka

    most often refers to an asian-j-panese who acts and is a blonde-bimbo; the epiphany of the asian version of blonde “ola! look i just learned mexican for you!” “omg, you just pulled a haruka.” 2 more definitions an often-times clueless 14-year-old chihuahua that sits in front of the computer and plays video games all day. […]

  • Haven and Hearth

    haven & hearth is a mmorpg (m-ssive multiplayer online roleplaying game) set in a fictional world loosely inspired by slavic and germanic myth and legend. the game sets itself apart from other games in the genre in its aim to provide players with an interactive, affectable and mutable game world, which can be permanently and […]


Disclaimer: happy heterosexual definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.