Happy Holijay


this is what you say on april 20th, otherwise known as 4/20 day. frequently used as a greeting between stoner friends on this special day of the year. also customary to share a ‘jay’ on this historical date. “happy holijays” is also appropriate.
happy holijay, matt! wake up and come get cheap weed with me!

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