happy new haircut
phrase used by people when they first see you after you get a haircut. trying to be interesting and funny but inadvertently announce to the world they’re a boring, uncreative, predictable f-ck that gets off on saying it all the time.
count down the seconds as you see that guy and there they go…”happy new haircut!” – all with the same stupid grin as the last five times you got a haircut.
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