Happy Slonac
the act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. in reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one’s own genitals.
“did your date go well, jimbo?”
“it was outstanding! we ripped it up on the dance floor at the baden-baden club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a happy slonac! i think she’s a keeper…”
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