happy stagger
noun: a phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. this is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.
verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one’s face.
example 1: the other night i had so much fun! my happy stagger was all over the place!
example 2: man, john is having a great night but it’s probably time to have him happy stagger home.
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