Happy Towel


a small wash cloth or hand towel that is kept next to the bed, in the glove box or in a pocket and is used for cleaning up bodily fluids after a s-xual encounter. it may have a smiley face drawn in a corner so that the happy towel will not be accidently used for other purposes. this towel might also be used for a woman to spit into if she does not have the decency to swallow.
after their p-ssionate encounter, d-ck and jane used their happy towels to clean up the mess and the wet spot. happy towel clean up body fluid

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