haqfon
pr-nounced “hak-phon”
the original usage of this word refers to “huffy air quickly forced out nose”, used to indicate bemus-m-nt to a lesser degree than a “laugh out loud”.
statement: i was in a sauna with 3 naked chicks. imagine! me and 6 b–bs!
reply: haqfon
statement: you might wish to re-evaluate your claims old chap, or you shall be on the receiving end of the beating of a lifetime
reply: haqfon
statement: we indulged in a spot of wolfbagging, and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.
reply: haqfon
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