having a really bad time.
when i ate that disgusting food i was harbt
- iron c*ck
a c*ck that stays hard and can go on and on i must have an iron c*ck, lasted 223,000 hours
l*stman: a person who takes everything s*xually and turns it into a joke. “hey, can you do me a favour?” “sure honey, but you’ll owe me a special kind of favour ok?” “oh my god you are such a l*stman.” “i know, i try.”
- dinger daddy
the guy that smokes weed and f*cks b*tches and hit dingers whenever he wants i’m the f*cking dinger daddy
the video of katharine mcphee’s “over it” has mcphee making a lot of mouth shapes that could easily accommodate the imagination of men and women . . . with a p*n*s either inside or very near. a p*n*s drawn near a screenshot of one of these mouth shapes is a mcpheenis. also used to describe […]