hardcore boner
a b-n-r that you cant get rid of and just gets worse the harder you try to get rid of it
hey man i had a hardcore b-n-r in music today, and there were not hot chicks either.
one of the worst things ever:
when you need to p-ss really, really, bad and your boxers have shifted around so it’s really hard to find the slit in your boxers that your c-ck comes out of. and the more and more you try to get your c-ck out the harder it gets.
the problem is compounded by several factors:
1)you are already semi-erect because you really, really have to p-ss (yes girls! sometimes this does happen)
2)if the pants you are wearing have a short zipper length
3)or you are wearing older tighter jeans that you have been meaning to give to your younger brother/cousin/goodwill
…but are just to lazy/cheap
this is particulary bad when you are standing in a row of urnals with no dividers and you have an erect c-ck.
someone might look out of the corner of their eye and think your gay
(its not something that you willingly talk about with your friends but) “yeah dude, i was going to p-ss but…i had a hardcore b-n-r. i guess i can wait.”
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