harder than Chinese calculus


a phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. the inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to english, it is extremely hard. etymology: midwest slang.
that girl is so hot, she makes my d-ck harder than chinese calculus.

my grandpa said “trying to program my vcr is harder than chinese calculus.”

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