Hargrove’s Syndrome
a parasitic m-ss originating from china, which latches onto the arm and/or p-n-s of (typically) a male human. known to make incessant noises which cause insanity or other personality disorders. treatable, but difficult to cure. large cause for stds.
the parasitic m-ss is in the same cl-ss as the hirudo, or leeches.
peter: oh god, what’s that thing hanging on matt’s arm?!
patrick: oh, you didn’t know? matt has hargrove’s syndrome.
peter: i hope he can be cured!
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