Harina Dactyl
loves to fold sofas and touch pancakes with her special tipped marker, so never less she knows that sponge bob is to square to be yellow, why not be purple, wel then people will say he is gay, so that makes him harina dactyl
harina: now hun i can open the ravoli can!
guy: harina go f-ck yourself you stupid r-t-rd
harina: well i guess i will have to smack you with the egg turner.
guy: b-tch touch me and i wil skull f-ck you and rip your stomach out of your -ss!
harina: oh dear, then no more video games f-cker!
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