Harlemed
to get shanked and mugged at the same time.
doctor: why are you in need of medical attention?
man: because i just got harlemed!
doctor: sh-t, better haul -ss
Read Also:
- stick save
the phrase is borrowed from the sport of ice hockey, but now applies in many contexts. in hockey, a crude but effective save where the puck is diverted not with the end of the curved stick but with the handle. the player simply falls on the ice or bats at the puck with the stick. […]
- stigraine
a migraine that you get from smelling something h-lla nasty. dude, you need to do some laundry. how do you know? cuz when i was f-cking your girlfriend on your bed, i got a stigraine after like five minutes.
- STII
s-xually transmitted internet infections “oh man i wouldn’t look at that p-rn site, you’re going to get a stii!”
- Intercontinental threesome
the act of masturbating to the sound of a roommate trying to quietly fornicate a male/female that they have brought home i hate it when bob asks his lady friends to moan into the pillow instead of out loud, it totally ruins my intercontinental threesome
- stillness of heart
it’s when your heart doesn’t jump nor flutter nor sinks, no nothing, just beats. boring, but healthy at times. i’m waiting for stillness of heart to fall in love again, still too restless right now.