harleydavidsplat
(noun) the leftovers resulting from not wearing your helmet while riding a large, over glorified, over priced, gas guzzling, pompous, american motorcycle thus allowing others to see that which you did not use and therefore lost for good.
todd (rolling by slowly gawking as any good american should): whoa baby! nice harleydavidsplat!
leah (not looking):todd you are really sick!
todd:sorry baby. let’s go eat.
danielle: how could you be hungry after that?
todd: i dunno. i just have a sudden urge for cottage cheese and cauliflower all smothered in chicken wing sauce.
leah:todd! you’re gonna rot in h-ll!
todd:maybe, but i won’t be carrying my noodle around in a bucket.
Read Also:
- Jonas Armstrong
an amazing and s-xy irish actor who played robin hood on bbc’s robin hood. did you see the season finale of robin hood? omg, jonas armstrong was absolutely gorgeous in it!!!
- Pulled a James J
any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something johnny jokes: wheres mike? he should have got to club ready hours ago… jimmy: o yea he pulled a james j and got pulled over for reckless driving. johnny jokes: o he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.
- Pullin' a Snooki
pullin’ a snooki is when any of your female friends get so hammered that they make comments about people that make you want to hit her in the face. sam: and your wife is a c-mdumpster! -downs another shot and burps- b-tch…. john: d-mn, she’s pullin’ a snooki, matt. matt: i know but if she […]
- pulling a joe jonas
wearing way to tight of pants joe jonas is always wearing to tight of pants. james:dude stop pulling a joe jonas you look gay mark:sorry man
- pulling an ambrose
when someone makes up an an excuse to not come to school. there are rare forms of this when a person does not show up to school for 2-3 days in one week. wow dude, chris hasnt showed up for school the past three days. he is probably pulling an ambrose.