harmonify
in chinglish sometimes we will he xie you, under the party’s newest idea of building a ‘harmonious’ society, that no different sound is allowed, that means the party is watching you, and put you into silence. literially translation is harmonify you! if a website is gfw’ed we also call that is been harmonified.
on closing ceremony of 2008 summer games, mayor of beijing said: “in this world we should trust each other more, harmonify each other more, comrades!” (which he intends to say is ‘in this world we should truest & co-operate each other more, friends’)
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