Harnk
someone in serious denial as to the nature of their hateful obsession with another person they know only through electronic means
you just have to watch the way he stalks julieburchill’s threads making lewd suggestions about said poster’s mother to realise how much harnk is repressing his h-m-s-xuality. a very tragic condition
the misunderstood hero of angst, he who wades through bullsh-t with increasing style & aggression.
harnk a common complaint of the lower bowel. sufferers include marmosets, shanty tramps, and internet nerds.
i/he/she has harnked my/him/herself.
feces which cannot be removed from the -rs- hairs (much like winnits)
no matter how hard i wiped my -rs-, i could not dislodge those darn harnks
it was 5 months ago baby, i’ve moved on, you’re a beautiful individual
5 months is a long time on the internet baby
the always triumphant foil of julieburchill (a.k.a. realhandshandy).
thanks to the diligent work of harnk, julieburchill (a.k.a. realhandshandy) is no longer free to terrorize pet stores, zoos, and schools for the developmentally disabled with her insatiable, unquenchable thirst for -n-l rape.
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