harpooner


a guy who goes after fat chic i.e. harpooning a whale

also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)
harpooner love fat chic
when you surgically get your p-n-s removed and get it replaced with a barbed harpoon, then engage in a s-xual activity with a girl/guy for them only to get extremely cut by your harpoon c-ck.
davonte: god why is my -ss hole so cut up from that -n-l you gave me yesterday???

morgan: sorry, but im a harpooner. didnt you notice i had a harpoon for a d-ck? you -ssmeat f-cker.

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