harpooning
-the act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. after successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
the greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby d-ck
kyle: dude i boned a hottie last night.
disgusted friend: man, she was a whale, but you’ve earned your harpooning license
kyle:i wondered why she wanted the lights off
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it’s when you go out to the bars with the intent to bring home a women that resembles a whale. usually you are in a drunk state of mind or you might just be into big women. in any case get out that harpoon and nab yourself a fatty.
tonight is going to be a great night i’m going harpooning downtown.
the act of impaling ones s-xual organ into a prospective partner of an overly plump nature.
s-x with a fat bird.
when you are having a night out and out of all the fish in the sea, you end up with a whale.
friend1: so are you going to put on your beer goggles and go harpooning for the whales like last time?
friend2: f-ck you..
incessantly tickling or poking in order to provoke squirming and giggling. harpooning usually occurs when it is least expected; while watching a movie, chatting, swimming, making out, or kayaking.
jack (sneakily): i’m going to harpoon you!
caitlin (unawares): no! no! no! no harpooning!
the act of having s-x while one of the fornicators plays the harp, the ultimate in erotic cl-ssiness
we were harpooning when her father walked in, he was proud that the harp lessons paid off…
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