harpoontang


(noun) whale-like female s-xual prey; fat chicks
i am some kind of randy tonight. i don’t care if i gotta plow moby d-ck, any harpoontang will do! just don’t call me ishmael.
harpoontang; verb; latin in origin;
1) to hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) to meaninglessly stalk a “bbw” in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.
“oh dear god mike! i can’t believe you tried to harpoontang that chick. i swear to god her rolls were 3 times the size of her t-ts. how the h-ll did you get her off her rascal/other kind of scooter, to do the sh-gnasty with her?”
item used by choder boy from the movie orgazamo. once a d-ld- is now a harpoon used to tie up villians. evildoers beware!
“here, my harpoontang should do the trick!” -choder boy

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