Harrogate Pineapple
a harrogate pineapple is an indescribably twisted s-xual practice offered as a special service in the darkened backrooms of some of the most refined and elegant-seeming tea-rooms of north yorkshire, in the united kingdom.
“could i order a pot of darjeeling, a tray of small cakes, and… er… the harrogate pineapple?”
“i’m sorry sir, this is not that sort of establishment. please leave, before i have to call the army”
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