Harry Half-Reps


that guy you always see in the gym who loads the bench press up to a very impressive level, before making a fool of himself by only extending his arms half way through each repet-tion.

also seen when a guy is trying to impress the ladies with as many push-ups as he can muster, only to not push himself more than a carrot’s-length from the ground.
corporal #1: oh wow, i rarely see sir in the gym at the same time as us, i was starting to think he never went at all!

corporal #2: wow lieutenant scotts must be a unit to push all that weight!

-lt. scotts barely raises the bar above his chest before lowering it, and repeats-

corporal #1: yeah, i knew it: he was totally lying when he bragged about his bench press.

corporal #2: no doubt, he’s just harry half-reps!

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