Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
the third and best book in the famous harry potter series by j.k. rowling.
we meet sirius black (s-x goddess! f-ck yea, best character f-cking ever), and remus lupin. both of them are -rg-smic as f-ck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. this is the only harry potter book that does not include voldemort himself as the “bad guy”. instead, sirius black, the eponymous prisoner of azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, azkaban, to supposedly go after harry potter and kill him. in reality, it’s really peter pettigrew who killed all those muggles and betrayed lily and james to voldemort, but everyone thinks sirius is an -sshole. when you actually meet sirius, he’s possibly the only character i ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.
long live (irony ftw?) sirius black!!!!!
<33333 oh, lupin's cool too, but sirius is still better. read prisoner of azkaban - best book in the series!! it's also the first one where gryffindor wins the quidditch cup (to oliver wood's enjoyment). yay!!!! k that's it. enjoy!!! person 1: zomg i read harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban and fell in lurveeee person 2: i know man, me too :dddd person 1: sirius black for the win!! person 2: and lupin, don't forget lupin! person 1: easily poa is the best book in the series.
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