Harry Potter Jotter
(n.) a person (usually a complete nub, or nubby nubberton ) who is deeply inspired by the harry potter series , thus they (falsely) depict themselves as fantasy-fiction-writing geniuses.
the result of this is a harry potter jotter , one who will constantly publish outlandish stories and fanfiction s on fanfiction.net , and (falsely) expect to get thousands of readers .
dave: ‘hey man , did you see alvin at school today??’
mike: ‘yeah dude, what a nub. he kept blabbing on about his new fanfic: ‘harry potter and the enchanted owl’, though he didn’t even get any views on it.’
dave: ‘wow, he’s definitely a harry potter jotter.’
mike: ‘tell me about it.’
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