harsh hand job
a variation of the cl-ssic hand job in which the woman giving the hand job also spanks/slaps the erect p-n-s in addition to rubbing and stroaking it, often times to keep it hard so the spanking/slapping can continue. the harsh hand job is typically done with the woman sitting between the man’s legs or backwards with her b-ttocks facing the man in an almost “reverse cowgirl” position.
“i got caught going through my girlfriend’s roomate’s used underwear and in order to keep her from ratting me out i had to submit to a harsh hand job. she kept getting me hard then smacking my d-ck while scolding me for being a pervert. i never -j-c-l-t-d so much in my life.”
Read Also:
- having a bubble
c-ckney rhyming slang for ‘having a laugh’ (bubble = bubble bath) you want £20 for this piece of junk? you must be having a bubble mate!
- Hemofart
a p-ssage of gas so severe that it leaves the farter wounded and bleeding, and any other person in the area crying for medical -ssistance. calling it a shart would be insulting to the hemofart—like calling shaq “mini me”. to p-ss a hemofart requires a perfect confluence of detestable hygiene, bad eating habits, and a […]
- hemorrhoidjack
a co-worker who is a pain the rear and possibly a right wing moron.
- hemorrhoid miner
a gay guy see: t-rd burgular man them hemorroid miners love to wear them -ssless chaps.
- Harry Cheng Potter
the ghetto harry potter who possesses the voice of whitey from eight crazy nights and was born from a bag of potato chips. harry cheng potter?! what the heck?! is he the new william hung?