harvard

all i know is that if you put this word on your resume, the hr person will get on their knees and suck your d-ck.
go to harvard, son, if you can. it’s the door to opportunity, and employers will perform f-ll-t– on you just to hire your magnificent brain.
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“dude, you got an a, too?”

“yeah, duh, we go to hahvahd!”
princeton’s nerdy, unathletic brother.
i was going to go to princeton, but i’m fat and i’d rather not have fun in college, so i’ll go to harvard.
1) an elitist university where one would go to waste “$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library.”

2) the home of athletes who make their opposition feel better about themselves and look especially talented by comparison.

“i just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in vegas!”
“that sucks, but i went to harvard and it took me four years.”

or

harvard just played hockey against cornell.
the school that cornell destroys in hockey every year.
“we didn’t go to harvard. no we’re not that c-cky and they can’t play hockey.”
a well-known mental health facility located in cambridge, m-ssachusetts.
harvard — where only 10% of residents seriously consider suicide a year!
harvard is perhaps the most prestigious university in the usa. the university was founded in 1636 in cambridge m-ssachusetts, way before the usa became independent from britain. the name came after john harvard, a young minister, a graduate of cambridge, england, who upon his death left library and estate to support the early time of university.

before 20th century, european countries dominated the world and finest universities such as cambridge and oxford were found in europe.
however, because of world war i and ii, european countries lost world power and the power shifted to the usa. political and economic power shifts also made opportunity for american universities to set the highest standards.

harvard is like a huge cooperation or enterprise, investing in stocks, lands, not only investments in educations. harvard’s strong power is perhaps its prestigious name and also enormous financial power that could recruit the already established best star scholars in the world to be harvard professors. average -ssistant and -ssociate professors are high standards in their levels. however, the presence of several, but not all, star professors at harvard is making harvard almost incomparable unique university.
in addition, harvard-mit, both located in boston, perhaps two top universities, have exchange programs that add more opportunities.
learning from top professors naturally gives opportunities to students to stand in the front positions in the world in their fields.
you know, most of the star professors at harvard are not necessarily graduates of these schools.
american university that breeds insecurity, especially with regards to its younger cousin (see: yale).
guy 1: dude, all sam can talk about since he started at harvard was how much “yale sucks”.
guy 2: yeah, thats because they replaced the freshman writing course with “yale sucks 101”.