Harvesting your back yard wheat
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will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon darling? it’s the hairiest thing since general melchett’s moustache. in fact if you have a moment, it’s like a twelve story hairy thing, with ‘i am a hairy thing’ written in hair at the top
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