hassel hair


hair style a la david h-sselhoff.
as in, dan marino is sporting “h-ssel hair” during his super bowl commentary

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    too much trouble for what it’s worth; opposite of h-ssleless yo dogg, it’s h-ssleful to drive 20 minutes to the clio theater to see “the chronic ‘what?’ cles of narnia” for my birthday.

  • hasta la pasta

    another way of saying good bye…originated from one of those gay-looking but h-lla awesome nancy drew computer games…i just don’t know which one because there’s like a billion now. nyjah: hey, i gotta go. fiona: okay, hasta la pasta

  • hatemaker

    a high-alcohol alcopop beverage that is both cheap and strong in alcohol ( > 8%). the user quickly becomes p-ssed ultimately leading to infighting even between friends (the hate). this is frequently used by ex-pats in j-pan and singapore to describe the chūhai family of drinks. what happened to you last night? i have no […]

  • hate-riots

    is the term used to describe the widely hated new england patriots nfl team. it’s derived of a combination of the word “hate” and “patriots”. last night, the hate-riots beat the colts 24-20. one who wraps themselves in the american flag, screaming about the const-tution while hating on the president of the united states. derived […]

  • Having a Ben

    1. the act of masturbating 2. someone who jerks off up to 4 times a day 3. someone who jerks off in public, aka. a school toilet omg, he’s having a ben in the cupboard!


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