Hasselhoff Patch
an area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely b-ttoned. named after former baywatch star david h-sselhoff and his well-known chest hair.
beth: “mike, i can see your h-sselhoff patch!”
mike: “oh no – i better put on another shirt.”
jenny: “tony, did you try shaving your h-sselhoff patch?”
tony: “i didn’t, but that may be a good idea!”
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