hassle


an insult with the intention of annoying someone, making fun of them, or making them feel bad.
nick always came up with a h-ssle using some clever pun that made everyone laugh, and mark responded with some cr-ppy h-ssle that usually began with the words “your momma”.

adam made so many h-ssles about paul that he was awarded a guiness world record.

pete told his sister a h-ssle, making her cry.
the reason why i aint got a girlfriend.
guy 1: why aint you got a girlfriend mate?
guy 2: too much f-cking h-ssle
term of endearment used by males to refer to girlfriend/wife. only to be used in conjuction with “the”, as in “the h-ssle”. variations include all derivatives of the word h-ssle, such as the “hoff” (david h-sslehoff), beckster (matt h-sslebeck), and trenton (trenton h-ssell, nba player)
i am down to kick but the h-ssle wants to go home already.
1.an angry disturbance; “he didn’t want to sands today”; “they had trouble with the coffee being too forte”;
2. the guy responsible for the angry disturbance “dats h-ssle on the liff dropped all the box on mr gauthier”
3. dum dum’s nickname for every bodies.
“hey, h-ssle, your causing a h-ssle by putting the to-ss in the wrong slots”

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