Hastings, Nebraska


a large farm town in south-central nebraska. it is populated of mostly hicks and red necks. although incredibly boring, its residents make up for it by using copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.
i am so glad to be out of hastings, nebraska. even though it only took thirty seconds to drive through, it still took too long.

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