Hasumi


1) j-panese for “innocent leaf”

2) a vagrant j-panese prost-tute that only accepts food as payment.

3)perverted clarinet player who is more than interested in eels and tentacles.
1) -hey dude, let’s order a pizza so i can get me some hasumi.
– oh, how much will she cost me?
– i think they run 1 slice an hour!!!

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