Hat Shower
when someone wears a hat to rid themselves of bed head because they didn’t have time to take a shower.
person 1: dude i was running so late today i only had time to take a hat shower. can you tell?
person 2: well you kinda smell but you look oh so fine. no h-m-
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instead of a taking a shower or shampooing one’s hair in the morning (generally due to tardiness), simply wearing a baseball cap over one’s ratty hair.
dude, i was late for cl-ss, so i had to take a hat shower.
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