Hate Baby
when you hate a girl so much, you get her pregnant and then bail.
“did you hear about tammy?”
“no, what happened?”
“turns out sean was only being nice to her to get her pregnant…”
“he didn’t?!?”
“yep, he gave her a hate baby.”
“g-d, that sucks. really? sean?”
“yep.”
“man. oh, by the way, i got an 88 on that test.”
“oh awesome! yeah i still don’t know what i got.”
“i am sure you did fine.”
“hopefully.”
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