Hate Shark(s)
a person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. if the hate shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. a hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.
defined by vincent ortiz in july of 2009.
mollie: did you hear that dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?
drea, the hate shark(s): probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.
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